Let's Start Yo Mama's jokes

Yo mama is so old, she served at the last supper

Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus at 5th grade

Yo mama is so dumb, she failed a survey

Yo mama is so old, her license card says expired

Yo mama is so fat, her shadow weighs 300 lbs

(Okay for those who got offended, Yo mama do not refer to anybody's mama)

Yo mama is so short, her license card has her entire size on the picture

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on a TV and stares at the couch

yo mamma so dumb, she starved to death in a grocery store

yo mama so fat she paid for 4 airtickets for her seats

yo mama so thin the she was blown away by the wind

yo mama so ugly that shrek hid into the mountains

yo mama so cute that my 14 yr old cosuin fell in love

yo mama so black that when she smiled she gave me the stars

yo mama so hot, I put on 3 underwears to suppress my bulge.
yo mama so stupid, she thinks u r smart.
yo mama so much like hema malini, why the f**k do u have to resemble aruna irani?
yo mamas boobs so voluptous, I envy yo papa sometimes.

yo mama's so dumb, she walked into 24 hour store n asked em their closing hours.

yo mama's got such yellowish teeth, if she smiles the traffic slows down.

yo mama is so foolish, she caught by the police

yo mama is so sweet ,she had a diabetics

Yo mama so dumb, she took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so dumb, she sends fax with stamp on it
Yo mama so dumb, she got stabbed on a shootout

Yo mama so ugly, the doctors slapped her parents
Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillance camera

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies.

Yo mama is so stupid, while going to Disneyland, It said "Disneyland left <--" so she went home


Yo Mamma is so fat, she jumped on a pogo stick and went straight to china.


Yo mamma is so fat she has more chins than a chineese phonebook


yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started to sing "we are family"



Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "To Be Continued..."

+This is Your Mom jokes for all the progrmmers and developers+

->If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out.

->Your Mom is like a struct. She's got no class!

->Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance.

->Your Mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.

->Your Mom is so fat, if she was a c variable, her initialization would look like this: yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow

->Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.

->Your mom is like HTML a tiny "head" and a whole lot a "body".