Here it goes,
Hagi sakiyo dailooo dekhiyo....

pashupati ko yatra sidhra ko byapar.....
nachna najanee agan tedo.......
jun goru ko sing chaina usko name tikhe..
mukh ma ram ram bagali ma churi....
barha barsa raman parayo sita kasko joi..rawan ko ..

That was cool president..keep it up!!!
Khai Na Pai, Chhala Ko topi Lai-------ke ke na pauchu bhanera Neta haruko pachi lagdai afnai behaal garne hamra sojha sajha party workers haru ani Maobadi fighters haru

१। कागलाई बेल पाक्यो! हर्ष न बिस्मात! (फन्ट प्रोब्लेम भन्नेलाई नेपाली पोस्टिङ्ग)
२। बल्या आगो सबैले ताप्छ। (रमाइलो पोस्टतिर सबै झुण्डिन्छ।)
३। केटाकेटी आयो गुलेली खेलायो, मट्याङ्ग्राको सत्यानास (सानो जोकलाई नयाँ थ्रेड सुरु गर्या।, भट्ट भुट्ने तरिका सोध्या।)
४। खाएको विष पो लाग्छ, नखा विष के लाग्छ? (माथिदेखि सबै नपढिकन दिएको कमेन्ट, गाली)
५। नखाऊँ भने दिनभरिको शिकार , खाउँ भने कान्छो बाउको अनूहार! (साझा)
६। नेपाल गयो कपाल सँगै, बर्मा गयो कर्म सँगै। (नेपालीहरु साझामा पनि जातियताको झगाडा गरेको।)
७। कान छाम्नु छैन कागको पछाडी दगुर्ने। (एउटाले पारसको बारेमा नराम्रो कुरा लेख्यो कि सप्पैले हो कि हो भन्दै हिँड्ने, थ्रिड नै लामो भैहाल्ने।)
८। मेरा गोरुको १२रै टक्का । (साझाको राजनैतिक बहस।)

अरु भेटेदेखि पछि!

arko,
raat bhari rungyo budi ta jiudai or raat bhari karayo dakshina harayo.

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Ukan ra bracket ma kun paristhiti ma prayog garne bhanera prastut gardai chu

Diuso dida nakhane, rati koila chatne
(kehi chij khane? bhanera sodhda 'nakhane' bhanne manche tara pachi aafai bhok lagera kehi khane kura chaina? bhanrea aune lai)

Marne bela ma hariyo kakro
(aafai bujhne prayas garau sathi ho. nabujheko khanda ma malai samparka garnu hola)

Anuhar na danuhar, ............... (fill in the blanks; no i m not a racist)

Gharma pidalu, ban ma pidalu, sasurali janda barha haat ko pidalu
(e.g. ek barsa kukhura khada khada wakka ; ek barsa pachi Ktm jada ghar ma ta chora lai bhanera kukkhura pakai rakehko, tension)

Maanis thulo dil le huncha heel le hundaina
(heel layera ht. badhauna khojne lai yeso milayers dine dialogue ;)

Surya lai torch dekhaune?
(when someone lectures u on a topic u are an expert on. e.g. malai kasaile 'honesty' ko barema paath padhauda yehi dialogue paucha ;)

Jaha pugdainan kabi, tyeha pugchan ravi
Jaha pugdainan ravi, tyaha pugchan anubhavi.
(aghillo ukhan jastai use garne :)

cheers

Oops, galti le sano mistake bhai halecha....

last ukhan is supposed to be....

Jaha pugdainan ravi, tyaha pugchan kabi
Jaha pugdaina kavi, tyaha pugchan anubhavi

Sabda ra artha:
ravi =(no no, not your next door neighbor; ravi means 'surya' in nepali)
Kabi = poet
anubhavi = yours truly

SCHOOL LEAVING CERTIFICATE EXAMINATION 2061 BS


SUBJECT: COMPULSORY NEPALI
FULL MARKS: 100
PASS MARKS :32

QUESTION NUMBER 1. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
TALAKA UKHAN TUKKA HARULAI ARTHA KHULNE GARI WAKYA MA PRAYO GARNUHOSH.

na paune le kera payo bokrai sita khayo.

Bahun le chyau khawoshna swad pawosh.

chokta khan gako budi jholma dubera mari.

Jun goruko sing chhaina uskai naam tikhe.

Hune biruwas ko chillo paat, nahune biruwa ko khasro paat.

Mauka maa hira fornu, Bemauka ma kauri pani nachodnu

Nachna jandaina aagan tedo.

Kano gorulai ausi na purne.


najane gau ko bato nasodhnu

Ghar bhitra lugako karkhana tara ghar beti nangai

Bhadau ma aankha futeko gorule, jahile pani hariyo dekhacha"

balla balla logne (sriman) aako, ma randi lai joro aako. (lahure ko srimati haru ko complain)

my quote
"SAJHA SUCKS"

* Khukuri bhanda karda lagnee, babu bhanda choora jann-ne:--- Netaa bhanda bhiidhyarrthi (student) jann-ne.

* Biidhyrrthi(student) laee ganatantraa magee, netaa ka khutaa kaamee

President baini lai

"jiu bakhri ko bolai shyalko"

:)

Bahun ko tuppi pucchar na antina :-)

Kaam bhnada kura baadhi, haagaii(shit) bhanda paadhhai(fart) baaadhii

Bhattu's quote
"SAJHA SUCKS"

Sajha's Quote:
BHATTU SUCKS

Original: Baadar Dherai Janne Bho Bhane Geda Chyapcha
Mocern: Badar Dherai Janne Bho Bhane Pilas(Pliers) Khojcha
Modern: Badar Dherai janne Bho Bhane Hardware pasal Kholcha ( Pliers leeyera geda chyapcha)
Ultra Modern: Badar Dherai Janne Bho Bhane Vet Doctor Bancha

some more:

Bau lai Paadna Audaina CHora sankha bajaucha
Bau Chamaar, Chora Akshya Kumar
Bau Bascha andhyaro kotha ma ..Chora Power House

East or West alone_buzz is a SHIT

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Bahrabarsha pachhi poi ghara aako, Ma Raandi lai ei belan nachhuni hunupareko.

Yo pani euta sachai ko ukhan ho hai. I ma sorry if this offends anyone.

" Bahrabarsha pachhi poi ghara aako, Ma Raandi lai ei belan nachhuni hunupareko. "
kya fasad............. lol

Hey, grunge
you know what'''''''''' you use my shit for your hair that's why you look grunge....wanna try some other style .....then come get some...
Alone_buzz