Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SARDARJI THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Q: What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the phone.

Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? -
A: because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: Why do men like sardarji jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What do you call a sardarji in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why did the sardarji take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"

What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.

sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I
get a different answer."


A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw
a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he
said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

P.S.: Source ..hmmm...Googled :-)>

Jai Hos Sardar ko ...jun joke pani thyakka milne ...kya risaunchan hola tini haru..... balle balle punjab :-)

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Here is a SHORT STORY about a Nepali boy on his first day at school in the USA .
It was the first day of school and a new student named
Ram Prasad Neupane entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Ram Prasad, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except Ram Prasad. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Ram Prasad.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be
ashamed.Ram Prasad, who is Asian and new to our country, knows more! about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F?*K the Asians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Ram Prasad put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again,Ram Prasad says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S?ck this!"
Ram Prasad jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Ram Prasad frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're f?%ked!"
And Ram Prasad said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq , 2005."

hehehehehe Ram Prasad was funny too, but nothing is like Sardarji. Sardarjijokes Evergreen jokes.

WHY DID CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???

Isaac Newton 's Answer:
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .

Shakespeare’s Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken

Jim Gilchrist's Answer:
The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. My fellow Minutemen members have witnessed this for years while the feds do nothing about it.

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's Answer:
The chicken crossed the holy road to resist the crusaders. Unfortunately, he was killed during the jihad. He has died a martyr.

John Kerry's Answer:
I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side..

Colin Powell’s Answer:
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.

Bill Clinton's Answer:
1. I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
2. I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.

Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Martha Stewart's Answer:
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

Mel Gibson's Answer:
Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew??

Howard Stern's Answer:
I'm afraid to answer that because the FCC would fine me for it! Wait until I'm on satellite radio, then I'll tell you.

Snoop Dogg’s Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.

John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Aristotle's Answer:
1. It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
2. To actualize it’s potential.

Karl Marx's Answer:
It was a historical inevitability.

Darwin's Answer:
1. It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
2. Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Neil Armstrong's Answer:
1. To go where no chicken has gone before.
2. That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

Albert Einstein's Answer:
1. Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
2. Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Gandhi’s Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Buddha's Answer:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

The Pope's Answer:
That is only for God to know.

hahhahaah, chicken ko kathaa sahro ramro.

A friend of mine told me this one

A man suddenly started seeing boobs in anything. He almost behaved like a crazy man with screws gone. His wife was so harassed and still was helpless. She takes him to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist examines him. Looke like a perfect man except about boobs.
Psychiatrist: (Shows an apple) what do you see?
Man: A red boob.
Psychiatrist:(Shows an orange) Now?
Man: An orange boob
Psychiatrist: (Shows a soccer ball) Next?
Man: a big boobs

The psychiatrist gives up. He does not know what to say. He then gives a final try
Psychiatrist: (shows a pair of wipers) Now tell me what you see?
Man: A pair boobs
Psychiatrist: (almost yelling) How the hell do you see boobs in wipers?
Man: (Pretending as if he was kissing two boobs moves his mouth slowly to the right and then to left, then back and forth) chup chup chup ... chup chup chup

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and

how I can make this woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?

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ehehhehe....thats so funny....poor guys.....

Aneesha

Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S. One of them says that he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend. "What part did you get?"

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.

The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.

Boy - "It's dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "It's dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that s*** again!"