Let's stereotype.

Let me go first:

Americans: Stupid, ignorant and arrogant.

Indians: Cunning, closed minded.

Thank god, you are acting normal. So funny!

LOL... Now that was funny!... Not entirely dumb after all. Or maybe you are just In - disguise and that was a lucky shot! We will never know!

Oh my! A certified non dumb now. Woah, wot an achievement.

((("LOL", I have a crush on you, you and you too. " "LOL")))

I guess that makes me more INTELLIGENT. Whateva.

Can YOU actually be funny? Nah, I mean for real;).

IN JEST,
Indisguise:)

It WAS an achievement Indisguise... but you totally did not understand what I meant to say, so thats that... Lucky shot it was!

Now stop wasting ur fuking time, and replying to me. Whoever told you I was funny? (Oooooh ur smarts talking... yeah I get it --- rolls the eye!)

Looks like you are stuck on the word Intelligent, make a freaking metal plate if that pleases you.

Oh yeah! I have read a 'Fuking funny 101' and it says the more bitchy I sound, the more funny I'll be. God I am so funny.

Practicing what one preaches is a good thing. I know it's coming from another world.
Insert it with your tampon. It might work. Haha :)

German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network. Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fibre net. Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing... They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 45,000 years ago had cellular telephones.

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?"The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang."Hallo, Mr. Bush," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!""Well, Paddy," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?""Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "well, there's meself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"Bush paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.""Begorra!", said Paddy. "I'll have to ring ya back!"Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!""And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Bush asked."Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.""Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to ya."Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Harrigan's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!"Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!""Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring ya back."

Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

God Bless the Irish!

Methodman,
Don't lose your sleep over it. She saw a "large breasted woman" from the kitchen across the road;) what else?You know those green monsters!

hahaha awww Indisguise... what got to you the most? Being called dumb or being called NOT so funny? whatever it is... I am amused! :)
(And then he goes to the tampon jokes, hahaha low blow)

Ops sorry if I hurt you sweet one, but if you take many others inside, you can use em? too. Low blow? I thought you are hip girl without inhibition. And beside, I used a socially accepted word. Didn?t I? Ohh I am solly, "fuking" is much respectable word. You are a modern gurl aren't you. My bad:p. I am afaraid, I didn't realize 'tampon' was a low blow and 'fuking' was well, acceptable.

And abt you gettin' at me.......Coming frm? a wanna be, trust me if anything it amuses me.
And did I tell you, you are so hip and funny. And yeah cool too. Did I miss anything else? :) LOL. Hahahhah.

( Don't you look ohh chooo chweeet when ur upset. Duh! Buckle up sissy)

hahahaha Indisguise... hasayo atti nai... I have a response for you but you were SOO funny just then. Ok my response now,

HUH?

(Are you really THAT stupid or was it just this once?? Btw, you missed Bitchy. Do us all a favour and dont use the word hip. How come you dont SOUND amused?)

Not In Jest,
Wateva! (LOL)

LOL. Oh my my. Looks like you are on your own kaleidoscopic trails.
Do you even understand your own jive?

Its aiight. I know what's causing it. It's about the time you change 'that'. Don't make me say it hun ;). good girl goo girl.

"LOL. Srupieeeeeeeeeeeee bruipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee srupieeeeeeee. LOL. It's on again no no wait, it's OFF now. A lil bit ON now. What else my crush. Ops OFF again. Duh!." This make me cool you know and yeah HIP. And ofcourseI am funny. ( Please insert sarcasm & mockery ) --- Damn girl you are one helluva funny beeps ( not bitch, no maam' you have not qualified to that status :p)

I gtg cute one. I wish I could pinch ur bubbly cheeks for being so HIP.;).

In jest,
IndisGuise:)

LOL @ Indisguise!

aaakhum, aakhum

i hav some serious stereotype to aanouce:

gham-pani: always a morron (aafu ley khaney ko khalto ma, aafai khasyo)

kool_dude: got nothin' to do, no work, no study. always @ chatroom

thapap: in dellima (has a serious family problem, jasto cha)

harkedaju: a total flirt (yeeettttti dherai) :D

ruIna: sweet as a aayo noon (gav sucha nice testamonial on my hi5) hugs.... :-)

rythm: work, work, and work

mm: close-minded (no thinking used)

badarnikt: eats nepali, talks nepali, sleeps nepali...but has some problems reading some posts in kurakani

sagarnep: hajur lai pranam (u are awasom bro) *in sajha chat room*

patalee: 180lbs

amazing: phatah racist (bhaun phatah jaat re, la aaba lagcha ta kura gare ra)

Saru: Hairy (u gotta see the dhago: wats ur hair style, his legs) *no offence bro* ;)

IndisGuise: neeta (raajniti jindabad)

ok....no more.
ma chai bhage...before anyone start sterotypes bout me

*a total thatta...nothing personal re kya. * no offence*

yo ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yeti mathi ko ek line kuro ta formal bhaisakyo after u write ur opinion :D. kina hola? do u really mean it? ;) wink wink

i hav some serious stereotype to aanouce hehe
for Thees keta
you are way too good with your sis.Humor in ur personality.
and you know what youre talking about! most of the Music bands you like no one else knows about eheh esp me.

aaapi hera ta...mero kura lagako!!...
tara, badarniKT....timi ramra ramra geet haru nai sundai na hola, aani kasare tha huncha ta.....mero fav. band haru ko naam ;)

aani, saachi....kaslai tha chyina:
1974 ad, uglyz, nabin, astha, rappaz, rock ktm,gp, mad zone, ... .... nirvana, linkinpark(my fav.), limpbizkid, and backstreetboyz, eminem, gunit re kya ;) ,and manymore.

kasai ko pani album ko geet chyio bhane......malai bhanu, i will send u re kya ;). *sunna, cuz these are called geet*

aani, sachi.....wana know harkedaju's fav. songs: Lok Dohore


hehehe....ok, lets stereotype :D....laastai garum na!!!...hunna?

thees_keta..... "chaplusey"

hurry......ok, i know u are really good @ nepali saaheetik...tara i hav no idea wat: "chaplusey" means.

anyone, bardarniKT, haredaju, ruIna, aany one...who knows ta meaning of chaplusey. its really bugging me bhane ko....i even looked at nepali-english sabda kosh, but couldnt find it:(
halp me, will u?

hurry = nepali saahee-tik kaar

thees..
timi ta ma bhanda pani tholo theess.
duita katha ke post gareko "serious family problem" re...

chap ===>>> tasine
lusey ===>>> jumra jastai.. tyo bhneko... jumra jastai tasine.ani.. auru lai khusi banauni. bsaying .. my lord u r 100% right . (o:

mailey ne thapap: "has some serious family problem, jasto cha" po bhane ko ta!!!....tesai, kuro ko wrong aartha chai naleka na yar.

nowayyyyy.... chaplusey means that. ohhha, mailey ta timi ley ko kura paaattai na. aaba, eek due jana ley....bhanyo bhane chai...hoke hoke jasto lagla...tara, how can i be like that yar :( mero ta chiita nai dhukera aaayo :-(

stereotype re:loaded for thapap: "kuro lai laaaamo banauna janney, + has some serious family prob. jasto cha"

thees
le rag garyo yaar... aaba... maile typ chaplusey lai explain .. gareko....
chitta nadukhau :.. maile timilai testo bhaneko hoina.. i was just explaining the word..

sorry if i caused you any defamation.. sorry )o:
laamo kura garna janne...