Let's stereotype.

Let me go first:

Americans: Stupid, ignorant and arrogant.

Indians: Cunning, closed minded.

Q. How do you stop 5 big nepali men from raping a white or nepali girl?

A. Hand them a plate momo, and a fuche pepsi

Q. What do black people use for transportation?

A. Their feet

Q. What do you call a black person with a PhD?

A. Hakim Saab

Q. Why do Nepali think they are the pre-eminent superpower?

A. cuz they are

Q. Why are nepali kids always so angry and miserable?

A. ***no commnet***

Q. Why do nepali people have no morals?

A. cuz...they dont listen to anyone...aka baal matlab

Q. Why should all nepali mao be killed immediately?

A. Cuz they all deserve to die.

pease ;ut

i think my roomies touch the toilet paper with achee hand.. i dont want to put that on my face.. I want kleenex!!
Harku- it must be me smelling..kause I am sorry my achee doesnt smell like roses!! then again..ROSES REALLY SMELL LIKE POO POOOO

chica u rock
im sure ur poo poo smells better than my poo poo

hahahahhahaSnurp saw the mirror today and found out who he really is...hehehehe

Why does San edit posts that bad-mouth Gyanendra?

He lacks courage to take stand against king.


Why do I post on Sajha?

Fuk you...I'll post where I damn well please.


Why do I hate people?

I dont...its just an act.


What is the meaning of life?

To live.

method bro, yo ta bhaye na ne. hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, timi pani kasto ryaag garchau yar. aafai prasna shodney...aani aafai tesko jaabaf diney?
yeso, hami lai pani mauka dau na yar, jabaf diney. ma ta laast chitta dhukyo yar, jabaf dinu na paara, saachi :(

^...lau na ni bro ma seetha keena rishaiyako??...mero kasto daami jabaf deerachu...aja ghali gharcha malai...testo hudhaina ni...


anyways moving on....


What am I eating currently?

Potato Chips (Ruffles w/ french onion dip).



Why am I in front of the computer?

Because the bathrOom is occupied.



Who is in the bathroom?

Please shut up and mind your own business



Why am I in an angry mood?

I have not ate lunch yet...No food = Angry man



But arent potato chips considered food?

No...that is a dumb question.



What is the point of sports?

To win.



What is the point of war?

To win.



So sports and war are basically the same thng, right?

Sure..why not.


Why does San suck so much dik?

He is gay.



If a tree falls in the forest....

Shut up.



:How high iis the sky?

I dont know.

wtfffff people... you guys totally ruined it...

Where is Snurp? Snurpie said I was WEIRD... :O Crush is sooo growing!!!

I see methodmad is bringing the thread back to its full glory... Keep it up Methodman...
I think I know why you are in a bad mood... Its call PMS - permanent menstrual syndromme... Its not gender related... symptoms are similiar to "pms", it puts you in a bad mood, gives you weird cravings (like ruffles w french onion dip), makes you angry if you dont get that food and makes you wiser sometimes... :) yup you have those symptoms...

Snurrrrpieeeeeeeeeeee... snurrrrpieeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

wooooooooooof!

now now, wateva, I think you hang around lesbians too much :). oops! are we still in the stereotype thread?

Sorry....the funny is not with you...

"Permanent Menstrual Cycle".----. you must have thought long and hard to conjure up such a creative diss since you ieven manged to incorporate the potato chips and french onion into that pathetic excuse for an insult...

Anyways, you seem like a stupid ugly bitch that I would ordinarily take great pleasure in slapping....But due to the fact that I just ate lunch, I am in a happy mood and will forgive you this once....provided you stop talking bout PMS....Trust me, no one wants to hear about your blood-soaked panties, you ugly dirtbag.....

Hey relax jethro, leave my girl Wateva alone. She's a bit eccentric at times, but she's cool. Trust me bro. She's not a bad girl.

Snurpie... you Wish... Crush level decreased.... Lesbians? You wish! :P

Methodman... awwwww... looks like you hang around ugly bitches and blood soaked panties too much.... How dumb are you to think PMS consists of just those... you should seriously ask ur girlfriend to educate you a little... oh wait, gf what gf... IF you have enough time to come up with those dumb questions, :O. Yeah fill in the blanks! DID I mention "pms" makes you curse out people all the time?? :D YUP, you still have it!

THUGGED OUT - Muwaaaaaah My Hero!! (My full fledged crush if anyone was wondering! Even if nobody was, He is! HOT.)

God damn it, bored today!

stop stereotyping others.......start stereotyping yourselves if u must.

just because some people love sterotyping doesn't mean everyone has to join in...

That jethro reference went over my head bro...but yeah Ill leave the bitch alone I dont got a problem with her....she seemed incredibly stupid, but you know her in real-life and you say she isnt that bad or what not, so I trust that...but yo, it appears she desperately wants your nuts...just do us both a favor and fuk her in the ass real good when you see her...stay up, playa..

I think we're going little tangent on stereotyping here.

wateva, I just don't have enough time to consider your fling for me right now as you haven't shown any bling bling like my princeton gal. ravishing gal with a bend of mathematics.......ooooo! now that is hottt! She's even promised me to take me to the library where u find that lunatic Dr. Nash once in a while. I really wanna know if he wants to play a round of tic tac toe with me..you know just fishing! man that'd be so frigging cool.

so go on with your full fledged crush rite now, and when you're thugged out, method man will be ready to second fiddle you with his record man :).

AeutiKT......don't you lie! u so want to stereotype. TELL TELL! You shouldn't suppress such feelings dear. i tell you, if u don't stereotype, these jitterbugs will about you :). so, holler @ me ;)

rest of the castrated goats in this thread: SLEEP WELL, MORONS!

stereotype this

what do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

slap the bitch and tell her to get back to work

How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?

none... Let the bitch cook my dinner in the dark

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her

What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a bulldog?

Lipstick

What did the vampire lesbian say to the other vampire lesbian?

See you next month


disclaimer: jokes do not reflect author's personal views, and if you are a woman reading this then how do you fix a woman's watch? you don't theres a clock on the oven.

its thinking like that..why nepali girls dont want to marry nepali boys.. REALISTICLY SPEAKING

my thoughts

what do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

Make the husband do it

How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?

He can order in!

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?

Beat the man up!

What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a bulldog?

everything..PMS is an excuse to bitch at men

What did the vampire lesbian say to the other vampire lesbian?

women are better than men..thats why we stick together

Snurpiee... at the moment Crush is off! It never fully developed anyhow, remember?

Methodman - hmmm watching too much porn all the time. No wonder he has the time to sit there thinking about someone's nuts, someone's ass, people doin each other... Methodman... ever considered getting a job? Burger King, or Starbucks? (Two steps up from McD... whooo hooo how's that for stereotyping?)

JohnnyBlaze you should do the same as Methodman! Get a life!

Chica: wooohooo you rock... I would have had a crush on you totally... ONLY I am off women, at the moment!

Thugged out : HOT (would that be considered stereotype or a fact?)

what are girls talking when this thread is working on??

they're too busy doing somethin worthwhile..

why do they dont promote pretty girls in higher position??

i'm gonna kill my gay boss

why do nepali boys tend to disgrace themselves by talking about poos???

its such a turn off

damn why am i wasting my time???

contemplatin to hit my books sssoooooon

why did God made us Nepali???

cause we don't deserve any better

whats life like without internet tv and refrigerator..??

boyfriends

hahhaahaaaaa gooto go

thats some funny shit jonnyboy, but it appears these lil hoes cant jokes...

I try to stay away from nepali girls like these who feel that men owe their ugly asses something...This chicks are nothin more than brown pieces of shit who try to hard to be westernized...I say shut the fuk up and do the dishes and make me a meal while you're at it...good day.

p.s

iron my clothes.