One day Lord shiva decided to visit Nepal. So he changed his get-up and went down earth. He roam all over country. he became very sad due to the sorry state of nepal. He feel so sorry that he want to drink alcohol to forget his pain. He goes to some bar at thamel.
Once he enters bar, Shiva: "What all do u have".
Bartender: "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc."
Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first. Give me 5 bottles of whisky".
Afterhaving 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum.
Bartender was shocked: "Who is this man, after having 5 bottles ofwhisky,he is still on his feet".
After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer.
After having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.
Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him: "Sir, who are you??
I have seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you've almosthad 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"???
Lord Shiva: "Baalak, Ma Bhagwaan Shiv ho".

Bartender: bulla laagecha mora lai !!!

hahahahahahhaha..............

Hahaha!

We all know how Bhagwaan Shiva he spends time with his followers smoking and being high(no offense hai, plz read all and decide). He was with his followers having a party time all of a sudden a his kailash parwat starts shakin. One of his follower comes running and says, "Prabhu, America ma terrorist harule world trade center ma attack garera thulo noksan pare, prabhu le kehi garna paryo". To his surprise he keeps in partying. Times passes by all of a sudden big quakes happen and another of his followers come running and says " Prabhu he parampita Prithiwi ma thulo Tsunami gayecha hundred thousands ppl are dead and lost, prabhu le kehi garna paryo". Again the same thing he just keep on partying. While partying he sees lots of ppl standing front of huge Projection TV, with curiosity he also watches it. It was Nepal Television broadcastin their 8 0" clock news. While watching news anchor says now the Adress to the nation by HMG King G. As soon as he says that Bhagwaan Shiva asks his follower to give his TRISHUL and he wanted to go to nepal. Now his followors are so amazed by his act, one of his follower asks him bhagwaan whenever he have given u bad news about world u never acted but all of a sudden u wanted to go to nepal. Can we know why?
Now Bhagwaan Shiva was already in hiS TANDAWA MUDRA he says with loud voice, "YO NEPALI RAJA, MANTRI, MAOBAADI, NEPALI JUNTA LE MALAI BADNAAM GARE JAHILE PANI BHASAN YA KURA GARYO KI BHAGWAAN PASHUPATI LE SABAI KO RAKCHA GARUN BHANCHAN"

oops
whenever he have given u bad news = whenever we have given u bad news

HAHAHA gud one!
:))

hahhahahhahhaha swatiiiiiiiiiiii
u are so good...

i heard this stupid joke when i was a kid. grow up morons

You call those jokes? Even 5-yr olds wont laugh at it. Go and learn something about humour...........sick people

And look at those morons praising the joke-teller. U too need to get a life. go and get your sense of humour polished.

Bhattu bajey!
timi fuchhe huda suneko? LOL
timi le suneko kura hami le pani fuchhe huda nai sunnai parchha bhanne cha ra?

okii that means step father is 5-yr old......or even small than that
well if u have anything related to humour than show it??
i dont think u know how to laugh ...u r sick.....

Fwaak!
Lau hasne liberty pani chhaina re
Get a life re?
U get a life u faget!

well mr step father...name nai step cha how can he be good to anyone
anyway....show how clever u are....
show us ur sense of humour...
well u showed ur character though...
that is enough i guess.....
first go and polish ur character ...and learn how to respect others..

How much of a sense of humour u have is pathetically revealed when u told or laughed at the lame jokes.

I dont need to tell u jokes to make u laugh. U cud see a dead rat on the road and that cud make u laugh. U really are sick and need to get a laugh, both the joke teller and the followers.

In this internet age, when there are so many good jokes on teh internet, why dont u find a good joke and past here instead of that two lame ones, and laugh at it. My sincere suggestion to you.

well mr step father..name is stepfather how can we expect something good from u
do u think that made u good????go and polish ur character
learn to respect others...

well said ruina!
Tat faggotarse is jealous cuz we r enjoyin' and laughin'.
Mofo sounds lyke son ova maoist biatch.
@$$hole Stepfather!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh step father is giving suggestion now......
u go for internet and website to search for joke i am damn sure those jokes which make u laugh are only dirty one...
com on ...dimag ma kidney rakhyo bhayo bhanee taystai ho..
ramro joke lame lagnu thalchaa
go and check ur brain step father...

man all these sajha people are morons just look at the stuff they talk about look at the jokes they laugh at. if i post one good joke they won't laugh coz they don't have brains to understand what i post. stupid stupid nepalese
no wonder nepal is going down the drain

hey Foe_misty and ruina,

u guys gave me a good idea. i will come up with some lame jokes later. When u are laughing at thsoe, your mothers will be probably having the time of her life with your sweet old stepfather.

now, let me find those jokes first...