Son: "Dad, why does love-making makes you feels
good?"
Dad: "Just like digging in your nose, it`s feels good, right!"
Son:
"Why is it that guys don`t usually feel as good as gals?"
Dad: "Just like
when you dig in your nose, it`s your nose that feel good, not your
finger!"
Son: "Then why do gals feel bad when they are raped?"
Dad: "If a
stranger comes along and digs in your nose, will you feel the same
way?"
Son: "When girls are having their menstruation, why don`t they usually
want to have sex?"
Dad: "If your nose is bleeding, will you still want
your nose to be dug?"
Son: "Dad, one last question ... why don`t guys like to
wear condoms when they make love?"
Dad: "Would you want to wear a glove
when you dig your nose?"